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Post by ♥Heather✰ on Aug 3, 2010 22:49:17 GMT -5
Since I was saying some quotes of Brittany's from Glee I thought I would just start a thread because I was looking at some of hers and they're pretty funny. So here's some quotes lol.
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Brittany: Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me
Brittany: You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?
Brittany: I don't know how to turn on a computer.
Sue: What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 3, 2010 22:56:41 GMT -5
Rachel: I'm like tinkerbell Finn. I need an applause to LIVVVEE
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 3, 2010 22:58:50 GMT -5
FYI my friends say I can do Brittany better than anyone else
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Post by ♡ Salena♡ on Aug 3, 2010 23:27:18 GMT -5
Brittany:
"I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I don't know how to leave."
"Guess who I'm dating? Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven."
"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
(that one gets me everytime!!!!)
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
"You look terrible. I look awesome."
BURT: If things get serious, you gotta use protection.
BRITTANY: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
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Post by savery on Aug 11, 2010 10:02:34 GMT -5
Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week. Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement. Rachel: I thought we were friends. Kurt: What made you think that? Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time. Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows. |
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Post by ashley on Aug 11, 2010 23:41:55 GMT -5
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Post by ✰ Brittany ✰ on Aug 13, 2010 22:42:32 GMT -5
I remember Peyton once said to Jake on OTH...
"Every song ends. Is that any reason not to enjoy the music?"
One of my favorite quotes ^^^
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 13, 2010 23:40:57 GMT -5
*Hello is written on the board*
Mr Shu.- What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes- What up
Artie- Who dis be?
Kurt- No shes dead this is her son
*Madonna on the board*
Mr. Shu- Whats the first thing to come to you mind.
Rachel- Genius
Kurt- Icon
Puck- Hall of Fame Milf
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Post by ✰ Brittany ✰ on Aug 14, 2010 10:29:29 GMT -5
Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.
Artie: You had me at sex tape. How can I help?
April: Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.
Kurt's dad: You sing like a girl. In a good way.
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 14, 2010 17:27:24 GMT -5
or Puck: I'm a sex shark babe if I quit swimming I'll die
Will: Sue you do know what Wensday is........ *sexily* Hump Day
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Post by ♥Heather✰ on Aug 14, 2010 18:34:10 GMT -5
or Puck: I'm a sex shark babe if I quit swimming I'll die Will: Sue you do know what Wensday is........ *sexily* Hump Day God I loved when Will hit on Sue! It was priceless!! |
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Post by ♡ Salena♡ on Aug 14, 2010 19:19:45 GMT -5
My favorite TV quote ever!!!
Spike <3
I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you - it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your kindness, and your strength, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 14, 2010 19:55:59 GMT -5
or Puck: I'm a sex shark babe if I quit swimming I'll die Will: Sue you do know what Wensday is........ *sexily* Hump Day God I loved when Will hit on Sue! It was priceless!! I know I started to crack up |
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Post by ✰ Brittany ✰ on Aug 14, 2010 21:15:49 GMT -5
Kurt, Sue, & Brittany seriously have the best liners ever!!!
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Post by Hannah G. on Aug 14, 2010 21:17:17 GMT -5
haha thats the truth
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